Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon?"Q
Pupil : "The moon".Q
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but
the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".Q

المعلم : ما الاهم النسبة لنا
الشمس أم القمر ؟
التلميذ : القمر
المعلم : لماذا ؟
التلميذ : القمر يعطينا الضوء في الليل عندما نكون في حاجة إليه بينما الشمس تعضينا الضوء فقط عندما لا نحتاج إليه

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"Q
Pupil : "A teacher".Q


المعلم : بماذا نسمي الشخص الذي يظل يتحدث عندما يفقد الناس اهتمامهم ؟
التلميذ : المعلم


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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Q
Sam : "It's a family tradition".Q
Teacher : "What do you mean?"Q
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
teacher".Q
Teacher : "What about your mother?"Q
Sam : "She's a woman".Q

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"Q
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day and at the same time."Q


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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you
know why his father didn't punish him ?"Q
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand


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TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?Q
Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !