and i´ll be posting more
if you are interested in improving
your English


i´ve chosen very simple and
understadable ones so don´t worry


Hope you enjoy them


. . .


The Smart Blonde

A blonde woman boards an airplane.i

She is extremely


exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her

seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.


He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly

make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?"


dollars, and if I don't know the


answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars

."


"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't


know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred


dollars." The blonde woman became

interested and decided to play the game


The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop


and searches all over the internet for an answered.

Flustered and confused, the young



After a few hours, the young man was


itching to know the

answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?"


the blonde woman reached into

her purse and handed the young man

a five dollar bill .

Money

posted by :Jessica

There was a man who worked all of his
life and saved all of his
money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything,
and just before he died, he said to his wife,
"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take
all my money and place it in the casket with me.
I wanna take my money to the afterlife
."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart
that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died.
He was stretched out in the casket,

the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony,
just before the undertakers
got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" t
She had a shoe box with her,
she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket
down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy
enough to put all that money in the casket." t
"Yes," the wife said, "I promised.
I'm a good Christian, I can't lie.
I promised him that I was going to put
that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every
cent of his money in the casket with him?"


,I sure did. I got it all together,"


put it into my account and

I wrote him a check." a."