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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
-- Mike Tyson
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-- Dale Carnegie
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
-- Charlie Chaplin
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-- Will Rogers

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
-- Sir Norman Wisdom


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