TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.



TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.



TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell
"crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.



TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me



TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I
is...
TEACHER: No, Millie.... . Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."



TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his



father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.



TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.



T EACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

;)

TEACHER: Harold,
what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

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