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School Jokes
School Jokes The child comes home from his first day at school Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"ََََQ The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."Q عاد الطفل من اول يوم دراسي له سألته والدته عما تعلمه هذا اليوم؟ اخبرها بأنه لم يتعلم شيئا كافيا ولهذا فهو مضطر للذهاب مرة اخرى غدا http://www.q8classroom.net/vb/images...es/juggler.gif The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"Q "None," answered little Norman.Q "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.Q "Teacher, " you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!Q سألت معلمة تلاميذ الصف الثاني قائلة: افترض أن هناك دستة من الخراف قفز سته منهم من فوق السور كم عدد ما يتبقى؟ اجاب نومان : لا شيء المعلمة : لا شيء . . انت لا تعرف شيئا عن الحساب نورمان : بل انتِ لا تعرفي شيئا عن الخراف عندما تذهب واحدة . . . تذهب الجميع http://www.q8classroom.net/vb/images...es/juggler.gif Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Q Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"Q Pupil : "The moon".Q Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".Q المعلم : ما الاهم النسبة لنا الشمس أم القمر ؟ التلميذ : القمر المعلم : لماذا ؟ التلميذ : القمر يعطينا الضوء في الليل عندما نكون في حاجة إليه بينما الشمس تعضينا الضوء فقط عندما لا نحتاج إليه http://www.q8classroom.net/vb/images/smilies/908.gif Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"Q Pupil : "A teacher".Q المعلم : بماذا نسمي الشخص الذي يظل يتحدث عندما يفقد الناس اهتمامهم ؟ التلميذ : المعلم http://www.q8classroom.net/vb/images/smilies/908.gif Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Q Sam : "It's a family tradition".Q Teacher : "What do you mean?"Q Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".Q Teacher : "What about your mother?"Q Sam : "She's a woman".Q المعلم : سام .. انت تتحدث كثيرا سام : انه توارث عائلي المعلم : ماذا تعني ؟ سام : جدي بائع متجول . . وابي معلم المعلم : وماذا عن والدتك ؟ سام : انها امرأة Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"Q Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.QStudent : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."Q ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــ Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"Q Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــ TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English language ?Q Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters ! Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Q Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow !!! المعلم : لماذا تأخرت يا جوزيف ؟ جوزيف : بس علامة على الطريق المعلم : ما علاقة العلامة وتأخرك عن المدرسة ؟ جوزيف : العلامة تقول مدرسة امامك . . سر بطء |
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funny ..I think without translation is better
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